{"product_id":"unisex-jersey-short-sleeve-tee","title":"Patience Has Left the Chat","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomewhere between “quick question” and the third follow-up, patience quietly logged off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA dry, sarcastic slogan tee for anyone running low on tolerance and high on group-chat fatigue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit and feel\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001: a unisex retail fit with a crew neck and side seams. Use the garment measurements below to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight fabric: 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack, Navy and White: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAthletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar and taped shoulder seams.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFind your size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLay a T-shirt you like flat and compare its width and length with this chart. Width is across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate; the supplier lists a size tolerance of 1.5 in (3.81 cm). Centimetre values are converted and rounded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto;\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 garment measurements\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth (in \/ cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength (in \/ cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (in \/ cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18 \/ 45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 \/ 71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8.9 \/ 22.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20 \/ 50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 \/ 73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.2 \/ 23.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22 \/ 55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 \/ 76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.5 \/ 24.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24 \/ 61.0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 \/ 78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.7 \/ 24.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26 \/ 66.0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 \/ 81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 \/ 25.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 \/ 71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 \/ 83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10.4 \/ 26.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrices vary by size. 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