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On the tee: GOOD TASTE. QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS.

A Refined Palate. A Dubious Alibi.

A Refined Palate. A Dubious Alibi.

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Size

Chest is the tee measured all the way round. For a relaxed fit, pick one a few inches bigger than your own chest.

Size Guide — Relaxed Unisex Fit

This tee is printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, a relaxed unisex fit.

How to measure: lay a tee you already love flat. Measure straight across the chest, just below the armpits, then from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem. Compare those numbers with the table.

Size Width across chest Length
S 18″ / 46 cm 28″ / 71 cm
M 20″ / 51 cm 29″ / 74 cm
L 22″ / 56 cm 30″ / 76 cm
XL 24″ / 61 cm 31″ / 79 cm
2XL 26″ / 66 cm 32″ / 81 cm
3XL 28″ / 71 cm 33″ / 84 cm

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Allow up to 1½″ (4 cm) either way.

Between sizes?

Stay true to size for a regular fit, or size up for a looser, slouchier look. Still not sure? Message us before you order and we’ll talk you through it.

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She can recommend an excellent cocktail. What happens after that is less reliable.

A delicate cocktail illustration and elegant lettering make a polished confession: “Good taste. Questionable decisions.” For the woman who chooses beautifully and occasionally explains herself badly.

Wear it to drinks with jeans and a blazer, or gift it to the friend with impeccable taste and the best stories.

The details

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
  • Light fabric, 4.2 oz/yd²
  • Unisex fit with side seams
  • Ribbed crew neck and twill-taped shoulder seams, so it holds its shape
  • Branded Cooliooli neck label, tear-away

Delivery and returns

  • Printed to order in the USA
  • Ships in 2–7 business days
  • 30-day returns

Size guide

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Shipping:

Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your address, and you will see the exact cost before you pay.

Each tee is printed especially for you after you order, so please allow a short production time before it ships — you'll get a tracking email the moment it's on its way.

Returns:

Our return policy allows for returns within 30 days of receiving the item. The item must be in the same condition as received, with tags and in its original packaging. Contact us at help@cooliooli.com to start a return.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash warm, max 40°C (104°F)

Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed

Tumble dry on low heat

Iron on medium heat, never over the print

Do not dry clean

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