
You made assumptions. She made an evening of it.
For the woman whose good behaviour was apparently agreed without consulting her. Warm retro lettering delivers a straight-faced defence: “I didn't misbehave. You overestimated me.”
An easy choice for drinks, weekends and the friend who always has a story the next morning. Pair with jeans and let everyone adjust their expectations.
The details
- Bella+Canvas 3001 with a unisex retail fit and side seams.
- Lightweight jersey: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Ribbed crew neck, twill-taped shoulder seams and a branded Cooliooli tear-away neck label.
Find your size
Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up for a looser look. For the best comparison, lay a favourite tee flat and measure across the chest and from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Width is measured flat, not around the body.
| Measurement | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
Supplier size tolerance: up to 1.5 in (3.81 cm). All six colours offer S–3XL. Prices vary by size, with the same price for every colour at each size.
Delivery and returns
- Shipping is charged separately; delivery charges are shown at checkout.
- Printed to order in the USA. Allow up to 10 days for production before dispatch; transit time is additional and varies by destination.
- Tracking details are emailed when your order leaves the print facility.
- Request a return within 30 days of receiving your item, subject to our returns policy. Items must be unworn, with tags and original packaging.
For seasonal delivery, check the current estimate for your destination before ordering.