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  • Athletic Heather Cooliooli T-shirt with red heels and “I opened a tab… Now I own shoes.” lettering, front flat lay on a plain warm neutral background
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  • Soft Pink Cooliooli T-shirt with red heels and “I opened a tab… Now I own shoes.” lettering, front flat lay on a plain warm neutral background
  • White Cooliooli T-shirt with red heels and “I opened a tab… Now I own shoes.” lettering, front flat lay on a plain warm neutral background
  • Black Cooliooli T-shirt with red heels and “I opened a tab… Now I own shoes.” lettering, front flat lay on a plain warm neutral background
  • Navy Cooliooli T-shirt with red heels and “I opened a tab… Now I own shoes.” lettering, front flat lay on a plain warm neutral background
  • Natural Cooliooli T-shirt with red heels and “I opened a tab… Now I own shoes.” lettering, front flat lay on a plain warm neutral background
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On the tee: I OPENED A TAB… NOW I OWN SHOES.

Just Browsing, Apparently.

Just Browsing, Apparently.

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Size

Chest is the tee measured all the way round. For a relaxed fit, pick one a few inches bigger than your own chest.

Size Guide — Relaxed Unisex Fit

This tee is printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, a relaxed unisex fit.

How to measure: lay a tee you already love flat. Measure straight across the chest, just below the armpits, then from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem. Compare those numbers with the table.

Size Width across chest Length
S 18″ / 46 cm 28″ / 71 cm
M 20″ / 51 cm 29″ / 74 cm
L 22″ / 56 cm 30″ / 76 cm
XL 24″ / 61 cm 31″ / 79 cm
2XL 26″ / 66 cm 32″ / 81 cm
3XL 28″ / 71 cm 33″ / 84 cm

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Allow up to 1½″ (4 cm) either way.

Between sizes?

Stay true to size for a regular fit, or size up for a looser, slouchier look. Still not sure? Message us before you order and we’ll talk you through it.

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One innocent click. One less space in the shoe rack.

Glamorous red heels and expressive lettering turn “I opened a tab… Now I own shoes.” into a confession for anyone whose window shopping comes with a delivery notification.

Wear it with your latest excellent decision, or gift it to the friend who always has something in her basket.

The details

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 with a unisex retail fit and side seams
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Black, Navy, White, Natural and Soft Pink: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ribbed crew neck and shoulder taping to help retain its shape
  • Cooliooli neck branding

Find your size

Lay a favourite T-shirt flat and compare its measurements below. Width is measured across the chest, not around the body. The same S–3XL sizes are available in every colour.

Flat garment measurement S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40
Sleeve length, cm 22.61 23.37 24.13 24.64 25.40 26.42

Supplier size tolerance: up to 1.5 in (3.81 cm). Prices vary by size, not colour.

Delivery and returns

  • Printed to order in the USA; usually dispatched in 2–7 business days
  • Dispatch time is separate from delivery time, which varies by destination
  • 30-day returns, subject to our returns policy

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Shipping:

Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your address, and you will see the exact cost before you pay.

Each tee is printed especially for you after you order, so please allow a short production time before it ships — you'll get a tracking email the moment it's on its way.

Returns:

Our return policy allows for returns within 30 days of receiving the item. The item must be in the same condition as received, with tags and in its original packaging. Contact us at help@cooliooli.com to start a return.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash warm, max 40°C (104°F)

Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed

Tumble dry on low heat

Iron on medium heat, never over the print

Do not dry clean

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