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  • Athletic Heather Cooliooli Bella+Canvas 3001 My Face Has No Mute Button T-shirt, overhead flat lay on a plain warm neutral background
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  • White Cooliooli Bella+Canvas 3001 My Face Has No Mute Button T-shirt, overhead flat lay on a plain warm neutral background
  • Black Cooliooli Bella+Canvas 3001 My Face Has No Mute Button T-shirt, overhead flat lay on a plain warm neutral background
  • Navy Cooliooli Bella+Canvas 3001 My Face Has No Mute Button T-shirt, overhead flat lay on a plain warm neutral background
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My Face Has No Mute Button

My Face Has No Mute Button

$24.95
$24.95
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Chest is the tee measured all the way round. For a relaxed fit, pick one a few inches bigger than your own chest.

Size Guide — Relaxed Unisex Fit

This tee is printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, a relaxed unisex fit.

How to measure: lay a tee you already love flat. Measure straight across the chest, just below the armpits, then from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem. Compare those numbers with the table.

Size Width across chest Length
S 18″ / 46 cm 28″ / 71 cm
M 20″ / 51 cm 29″ / 74 cm
L 22″ / 56 cm 30″ / 76 cm
XL 24″ / 61 cm 31″ / 79 cm
2XL 26″ / 66 cm 32″ / 81 cm
3XL 28″ / 71 cm 33″ / 84 cm

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Allow up to 1½″ (4 cm) either way.

Between sizes?

Stay true to size for a regular fit, or size up for a looser, slouchier look. Still not sure? Message us before you order and we’ll talk you through it.

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You do not have to say a word. Your face has already handled the announcement.

A funny sarcastic slogan T-shirt for anyone whose expressions arrive before their filter does. Bold, dry and impossible to misread — an easy gift for outspoken friends and famously expressive faces.

Fit and feel

Bella+Canvas 3001: a unisex retail fit with a crew neck and side seams. Use the garment measurements below to choose your size.

  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
  • Black, Navy and White: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
  • Ribbed collar and taped shoulder seams.
  • Tear-away label.

Find your size

Lay a T-shirt you like flat and compare its width and length with this chart. Width is across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate; the supplier lists a size tolerance of 1.5 in (3.81 cm). Centimetre values are converted and rounded.

Bella+Canvas 3001 garment measurements
Size Width (in / cm) Length (in / cm) Sleeve (in / cm)
S 18 / 45.7 28 / 71.1 8.9 / 22.6
M 20 / 50.8 29 / 73.7 9.2 / 23.4
L 22 / 55.9 30 / 76.2 9.5 / 24.1
XL 24 / 61.0 31 / 78.7 9.7 / 24.6
2XL 26 / 66.0 32 / 81.3 10 / 25.4
3XL 28 / 71.1 33 / 83.8 10.4 / 26.4

Prices vary by size. Select your size to see its price.

Delivery and returns

  • Shipping is charged separately; delivery charges are shown at checkout.
  • Printed to order in the USA. Allow up to 10 days for production before dispatch; transit time is additional and varies by destination.
  • Tracking details are emailed when your order leaves the print facility.
  • Request a return within 30 days of receiving your item, subject to our returns policy. Items must be unworn, with tags and original packaging.

For seasonal delivery, check the current estimate for your destination before ordering.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Shipping:

Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your address, and you will see the exact cost before you pay.

Each tee is printed especially for you after you order, so please allow a short production time before it ships — you'll get a tracking email the moment it's on its way.

Returns:

Our return policy allows for returns within 30 days of receiving the item. The item must be in the same condition as received, with tags and in its original packaging. Contact us at help@cooliooli.com to start a return.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash warm, max 40°C (104°F)

Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed

Tumble dry on low heat

Iron on medium heat, never over the print

Do not dry clean

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