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SIZE GUIDE
SIZE GUIDE
Our tees are printed on two different blanks, so check The details on the product page to see which one you’re ordering. The easiest way to get it right is to measure a t-shirt you already love lying flat, then match it to the chart below.
Bella + Canvas 6004 — slim fit
Bella + Canvas 3001 — relaxed unisex fit
Between sizes?
Size up for a looser, slouchier look or stay true to size for a closer fit. Still not sure? Message us before you order and we’ll talk you through it.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash warm, max 40°C (104°F)
Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
Tumble dry on low heat
Iron on medium heat, never over the print
Do not dry clean
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping:
Free shipping on every order, worldwide. No minimum spend, no surprises at checkout.
Each tee is printed especially for you after you order, so please allow a short production time before it ships — you'll get a tracking email the moment it's on its way.
Returns:
Our return policy allows for returns within 30 days of receiving the item. The item must be in the same condition as received, with tags and in its original packaging. Contact us at help@cooliooli.com to start a return.
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Fit and feel
Bella+Canvas 3001: a unisex retail fit with a crew neck and side seams. Use the garment measurements below to choose your size.
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
- Black, Navy and White: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Ribbed collar and taped shoulder seams.
- Tear-away label.
Find your size
Lay a T-shirt you like flat and compare its width and length with this chart. Width is across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate; the supplier lists a size tolerance of 1.5 in (3.81 cm). Centimetre values are converted and rounded.
| Size | Width (in / cm) | Length (in / cm) | Sleeve (in / cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 / 45.7 | 28 / 71.1 | 8.9 / 22.6 |
| M | 20 / 50.8 | 29 / 73.7 | 9.2 / 23.4 |
| L | 22 / 55.9 | 30 / 76.2 | 9.5 / 24.1 |
| XL | 24 / 61.0 | 31 / 78.7 | 9.7 / 24.6 |
| 2XL | 26 / 66.0 | 32 / 81.3 | 10 / 25.4 |
| 3XL | 28 / 71.1 | 33 / 83.8 | 10.4 / 26.4 |
Prices vary by size. Select your size to see its price.
Delivery and returns
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Ships in 2–7 business days. This is the dispatch timeframe, not the delivery date.
- Free worldwide shipping, with no minimum spend.
- 30-day returns. See our returns policy for conditions.
