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  • Athletic Heather Cooliooli tee with diary and lipstick kiss: I like my men like my plans. Subject to change. on a plain warm neutral background
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On the tee: I LIKE MY MEN LIKE MY PLANS. SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

Pencil Him In. Keep the Eraser.

Pencil Him In. Keep the Eraser.

$24.95
$24.95
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Chest is the tee measured all the way round. For a relaxed fit, pick one a few inches bigger than your own chest.

Size Guide — Relaxed Unisex Fit

This tee is printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, a relaxed unisex fit.

How to measure: lay a tee you already love flat. Measure straight across the chest, just below the armpits, then from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem. Compare those numbers with the table.

Size Width across chest Length
S 18″ / 46 cm 28″ / 71 cm
M 20″ / 51 cm 29″ / 74 cm
L 22″ / 56 cm 30″ / 76 cm
XL 24″ / 61 cm 31″ / 79 cm
2XL 26″ / 66 cm 32″ / 81 cm
3XL 28″ / 71 cm 33″ / 84 cm

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Allow up to 1½″ (4 cm) either way.

Between sizes?

Stay true to size for a regular fit, or size up for a looser, slouchier look. Still not sure? Message us before you order and we’ll talk you through it.

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A date in the diary is hardly a lifetime commitment.

A crossed-out appointment and a lipstick kiss accompany a woman who reserves the right to reconsider. The wording says it plainly: “I like my men like my plans. Subject to change.”

For spontaneous evenings, revised guest lists and the friend whose dating updates deserve their own group chat.

Style it with

Wear it with jeans, a blazer and an open calendar.

The details

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 with a unisex retail fit and side seams.
  • Lightweight jersey: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
  • Black, Navy, White, Natural and Soft Pink: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
  • Ribbed crew neck, shoulder taping and a branded Cooliooli tear-away neck label.

Find your size

Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up for a looser look. For the best comparison, lay a favourite tee flat and measure across the chest and from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Width is measured flat, not around the body.

Measurement S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82

Supplier size tolerance: up to 1.5 in (3.81 cm). All six colours offer S–3XL. Prices vary by size, with the same price for every colour at each size.

Delivery and returns

  • Shipping is charged separately; delivery charges are shown at checkout.
  • Printed to order and on its way within 1 business day. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days in total (longer to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and other US territories).
  • Tracking details are emailed when your order leaves the print facility.
  • Request a return within 30 days of receiving your item, subject to our returns policy. Items must be unworn, with tags and original packaging.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Shipping:

Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your address, and you will see the exact cost before you pay.

Each tee is printed especially for you after you order, so please allow a short production time before it ships — you'll get a tracking email the moment it's on its way.

Returns:

Our return policy allows for returns within 30 days of receiving the item. The item must be in the same condition as received, with tags and in its original packaging. Contact us at help@cooliooli.com to start a return.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash warm, max 40°C (104°F)

Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed

Tumble dry on low heat

Iron on medium heat, never over the print

Do not dry clean

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