Slippery When Wet - Humorous Tee
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SIZE GUIDE
SIZE GUIDE
Our tees are printed on two different blanks, so check The details on the product page to see which one you’re ordering. The easiest way to get it right is to measure a t-shirt you already love lying flat, then match it to the chart below.
Bella + Canvas 6004 — slim fit

Bella + Canvas 3001 — relaxed unisex fit


Between sizes?
Size up for a looser, slouchier look or stay true to size for a closer fit. Still not sure? Message us before you order and we’ll talk you through it.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash warm, max 40°C (104°F)
Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
Tumble dry on low heat
Iron on medium heat, never over the print
Do not dry clean
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping:
Free shipping on every order, worldwide. No minimum spend, no surprises at checkout.
Returns:
Our return policy allows for returns within 30 days of receiving the item. The item must be in the same condition as received, with tags and in its original packaging. Contact us at help@cooliooli.com to start a return.
Slippery When Wet, printed plain and cheeky. A tongue-in-cheek slogan tee that leans into the joke rather than away from it.
The details
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
- Slim fit with longer body length
- Sewn-in label, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
A good gift for
Whoever in your group chat sends the most inappropriate memes.
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Bought this recently as a bit of a joke for work, and thought it would be tat!
It’s such good quality and it’s a really flattering tshirt on me. It’s slim fitting, and I’m a slightly larger lady, but it is actually pretty slimming! No lumps or bumps!!
Will be back!!!
Hi Megan,
Yea, our shirts are pretty great on the flattery front!! I have a number of them and my DH loves it when I match them with skinny jeans and heels!! If I'm wearing one of our more 'naughty' tees, he loves it even more!!
Thanks for taking the time to review. You have a 10% discount off your next order on its way to you!
Thanks so much,
Regards,
Kim
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I came across Cooliooli from a friend’s recommendation. She had bought the “Woke Up Sexy As Hell” tshirt and got so many comments!!
Cooliooli have really great quality products, so this isn’t just a throwaway buy for a bit of fun. I’ve washed several times now and the cotton is soft and it still looks like new. Great fit and I’ve had plenty of comments!!!!
Will be back for many more!!!
Hi Faye,
That's wonderful feedback and even though we know our tees are great, it's always brilliant to hear our Cooliooli family tell us!! And great that you found us from a recommendation!! The family is growing!!
We're sending you a 10% discount for your next order. We love gmhaving you aboard!!
Regards,
Amy
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