Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again Funny Statement Tee
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SIZE GUIDE
SIZE GUIDE
Our tees are printed on two different blanks, so check The details on the product page to see which one you’re ordering. The easiest way to get it right is to measure a t-shirt you already love lying flat, then match it to the chart below.
Bella + Canvas 6004 — slim fit
Bella + Canvas 3001 — relaxed unisex fit
Between sizes?
Size up for a looser, slouchier look or stay true to size for a closer fit. Still not sure? Message us before you order and we’ll talk you through it.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash warm, max 40°C (104°F)
Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
Tumble dry on low heat
Iron on medium heat, never over the print
Do not dry clean
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping:
Free shipping on every order, worldwide. No minimum spend, no surprises at checkout.
Each tee is printed especially for you after you order, so please allow a short production time before it ships — you'll get a tracking email the moment it's on its way.
Returns:
Our return policy allows for returns within 30 days of receiving the item. The item must be in the same condition as received, with tags and in its original packaging. Contact us at help@cooliooli.com to start a return.
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The details
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
- Light fabric, 4.2 oz/yd²
- Unisex fit with side seams
- Ribbed crew neck and twill-taped shoulder seams, so it holds its shape
- Tear-away label
Delivery and returns
- Free shipping worldwide, always — no minimum spend
- Printed to order in the USA — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to landfill
- Ships in 2–7 business days
- 30-day returns
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The Bella Canvas 3001 is a classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time, and dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
Disclaimer:
- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
