$24.95USD

Some things are non-negotiable. Everything else depends on the evening.
An ornate stiletto, a little floral drama, and a very selective moral compass. This cheeky tee is made for the woman who knows exactly where she stands — and how high.
On the tee: “The heels stay high. My morals depend on the situation.”
Wear it with jeans for drinks, layer it under a blazer, or give it to the friend whose shoes are always sensible about being impractical.
The details
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
- Light fabric, 4.2 oz/yd²
- Unisex fit with side seams
- Ribbed crew neck and twill-taped shoulder seams, so it holds its shape
- Branded Cooliooli neck label, tear-away
Delivery and returns
- Printed to order in the USA
- Ships in 2–7 business days
- 30-day returns
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |